Monthly Archives: July 2012

Have you heard the one about the God Particle?

A Higgs boson walks into a church.

The priest says “You’re not allowed in here, you call yourself the God Particle, but you’re nothing but a false God, get out!”

“If you don’t let Higgs bosons in”, says the Higgs boson, “how do you have mass?”

“But father, you just have to let me in. You can’t have mass without me!”


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